dotthefembot:

serenakenobi:

Best cosplay ever. Ever. Give this man a movie.

YES ^

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the-young-handmaid:

sO IM TRYING TO MAKE AKINATOR GUESS BENJAMIN FRANKLIN RIGHT???? AND

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OKAY BRO GOIN GOOD SO FAR

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YEP THATS RIGHT

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oH SHIT I THINK HES GOT ME

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AKINATOR WTF WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THAT I BELIEVED IN YOUR ASS I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART BUT NO YEAH BENJAMIN FRANKLIN WHOSE BEEN DEAD OVER 100 YEARS TOTALLY COSPLAYED HOMESTUCK MAN BENJAMIN KARKAT

(Source: kuzu-peko, via sounata)

And so I did a human highschool AU of Kiiri XD
"So I marched righ’ up to ‘im ‘n  said ‘You wanna go, asshole?’ I beat ‘im righ’ up I did, broke ‘is leg ‘n ‘alf ‘is teeth were on tha floor by the time I was done with ‘im"

And so I did a human highschool AU of Kiiri XD

"So I marched righ’ up to ‘im ‘n  said ‘You wanna go, asshole?’ I beat ‘im righ’ up I did, broke ‘is leg ‘n ‘alf ‘is teeth were on tha floor by the time I was done with ‘im"

cyrillusisbadass:

erectionsandtea:

ceshira:

samapitongzabala:

So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions

(by order)

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Britney Spears

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Vanessa Hudgens

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Angelica Pickles

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Raven

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Isabella

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Bubbles

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Scuttle

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My dad’s GPS

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Me

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EVERYONE STOP AND LISTEN TO THE PERFECT POST

holy fucking perfect!

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shaggy2pope:

faetrouble:

pastelmorgue:

theoneguyoverthere:

hangthecode:

Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl

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Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.

BABE

Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”

Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.

He freed exactly 100 people, that’s why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt.

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v-o-g-u-e:

mighty-mjolnir:

mina-marina:

wayward-saints:

that-anchor-holds:

Ladies and gentlemen, the Hemsworths.

meanwhile, in Australia…

Keeping up with the Hemsworths.

there is no way you cannot reblog this

omfg this is actual perfection

v-o-g-u-e:

mighty-mjolnir:

mina-marina:

wayward-saints:

that-anchor-holds:

Ladies and gentlemen, the Hemsworths.

meanwhile, in Australia…

Keeping up with the Hemsworths.

there is no way you cannot reblog this

omfg this is actual perfection

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archonae:

JAR OF DIRT , priceless

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I just found out people have been combining Elementary with Hannibal.

nO. NONONO. NO

thefilipinozombie:

He bought her a new spatula

MY BROTP SHINES WITH A LIGHT OF A THOUSAND SUNS

thefilipinozombie:

“I am better with you”

tabbystardust:

I don’t understand BBC Sherlock fans who are like “Moffat should totally steal this scene from the Ritchie movies because of reasons” but on the other hand if Jonny Lee Miller wears a scarf in Elementary they’re like “OMG PLAGIARISM”.

kungfukillerwolfbitch:

perpetualvelocity:

takeonecurtaincall:

flowerofdawn:

pedoshaming:

nightmareloki:

buttonghost:

cosplay-problems:

msyumyumsogood:

Cosplay is not Consent (Male Victim harassment stories)

Cosplay is not Consent is a movement to raise awareness about the rising problem of sexual harassment at anime/comic conventions. Please just watch out for each other. Sexual assault happens to both genders.

Anyone can be a victim. It’s time to stand up. Sharing this on all my pages because this is so freaking important. Please watch this video.

This is fucking horrifying.

I was watching this with deep understanding and then I had to pause when he started his worst con experience….

Not sure I can finish it…

But this is an issue that is being brought up on most sides. This poor guy. He seems like a nice dude and no one should have to go through of feel this way. Ugh. 

remember when otakon was hailed as “the safest place to drop your 15 year old daughter off in a bikini”

sorry to hear these stories, but glad to see the word being spread. please, help each other, respect each other, and take care of yourself aand your friends

Jesus christ. 

Thats horrifying

This man could have been raped, my god..!

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best-of-funny:

literally-heads-above-the-rest:

myfeelsarehurting:

cindersatmidnight:

berlynn-wohl:

claricedemedici:

dareandwriteitdown:

egredi:

Reblog if your boobs glow in the dark. 

#mine glow blue when orcs are near

mine go ding when there’s stuff

Mine are the real

mine are the darkness

mine go into the darkness

my boobs can tell when its raining

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Mine play the rhumba whenever I see Morgan Freeman

(Source: copyyright, via best-of-funny)

Shelter by NomNom has to be the most calming song ever omg